This year goes by VERY fast.
I'm a bad kitty. You can probably guess why. It's because I do not post since January!
I try to remember all the places I go. It is very confusing. I am truly a Cat on The Road.
I start with where I leave off, or maybe just before. Try to stay awake as I recap the year, Peoples!
JANUARY
The Beach is nice in early January. No snow. But I can't go outside of this little shiny box. People #1 & #2 call it "Airstream". What a stupid name! Rupert is a good name for a cat.
Then we go home to The Woods for a little while. It snows there. But at least I can go outside.
Then I am put in the car AGAIN and we drive to Hollywood. I do NOT become famous. I am devastatingly disappointed. How's that for a dramatic Hollywood phrase? See, I am very talented. Oh well, it's THEIR loss!
We stay in a huge corporate apartment. (I must admit I do like carpet!) I get a little more exercise waddling from room to room. I hide under the covers of the gigantic bed, as you see in the video from previous post.
I'll let you in on a little secret. I hide under the covers of these corporate apartments mostly because I do not like the strange noises coming out of the ceiling and the walls. I cannot identify them, so they scare me.
When I am not scared I am bored.
FEBRUARY
We go back to The Woods. More snow. I like being outdoors even when it's cold. Much better than being warm and a Kitty-Potato indoors!
But sometimes it is nice to be warm indoors. (Yes, I can change my mind!) It is warmer this winter inside Airstream. The winter before it is cold in the Music Room, attached to the barn.
People #1 hides under blankets sort of like I do. But it's pretty warm on top of the stove too.
In this picture we still have that darn dog. But he is gone now. I must tell you about that later.
MARCH
Still in The Woods, hooray. The white stuff goes away and the grass comes. I LOVE EATING GRASS.
Just when I start to think that we stop traveling, we leave again!
I hide under the bed but People #1 drags me out. Then he takes me out of Airstream. I know what's coming next!
Yes folks, you guessed it! They put me in the truck. OH NO! I know what this means. Long days of movement, roaring whooshing noise from the truck and sitting in People #2's lap. No food, water or litter box when I want it. Just a lot of bouncing around and harsh sunlight.
Sometimes we stop, and People #2 carries me into Airstream. (What a stupid name!) and I fill up or get rid of. Or both. 'Nuff said 'bout that!
Oh did I mention that Rupert is a good name for a cat?
We drive and drive and drive and drive!
Two days after we leave The Woods (I think it's March 29th), we are somewhere in the middle of Nebraska. People #1 & #2 decide to stop at a McDonald's for lunch.
Yum, I like meat! But they're mean and don't give me any. In fact, they don't even let me go inside Airstream. They make me stay in the truck. SO WHAT if I just ate a few hours earlier? I might want a nibble!
We pull into the McDonald's parking lot. People #1 has to go inside Airstream. Then People #2 takes videos of People #1 coming out of Airstream. He says it's "artful". I don't THINK so!
Here are a series of still shots from the video. It's like a little story:
People #1 is locking Airstream's door. I SEE HIM!
He's coming!
I watch intently as he comes closer...
Why is he sticking his finger in my face? I'll go ahead and sniff it, very nonchalantly of course.
Okay, I admit that I'm a sucker for a kiss!
Where are you GOING? Don't walk away!
They leave me for a few minutes. They come back with a white bag which smells like chicken. They are rude and don't share. Okay, I'll go back to sleep!
A few hours later we stop overnight. Still in Nebraska I think. It is an endless piece of real estate.
The next afternoon we are finally in Missouri, only a couple hours from our destination which is called "Kansas City". Sometimes I like to ride on the dashboard to get a better view.
I always try to look handsome in my pictures but you can sort of tell that I'm OVER this whole thing.
This is enough cat-(ch) up for now.
I promise not to wait ten months to post again. I have more interesting travel pictures to share!
